Bayou’s a virgin, but the mysterious naked man who just walked out of her family’s pond says if he doesn’t have sex with her, the world will end. She doesn’t know whether to believe that story, when he keeps calling her by some other woman’s name and he can’t remember anything before yesterday.

To complicate matters, they’re about to get naked and dirty in the farmhouse when her very overprotective dad and brother come home. If they find the strange man in the house, they’ll kill him! The couple try to sneak out to the barn for sexy times, but they end up trapped in the back of a truck… with her dad and brother in the front.

The day will be over soon, and the world needs saving, so there’s no time like the present for Bayou to get it in her for the first time.